Makin' Me Crazy — Edible Dog Birthday Card

Playful, bacon-themed, and guaranteed to get a laugh before it gets eaten. This edible birthday card is funny, functional, and totally unique, for the dog who drives you crazy in the best possible way.

• Naturally flavoured with vegan-friendly bacon
• Grain-, gluten-, and rawhide-free
• Just 26 calories (giftable without guilt)
• 12-month shelf life

From Scoff Paper, inventors of the world's first rawhide-free edible greeting cards: flavoured fun for dogs and the people who love them.

🎁 REUSABLE ADVENT TREAT BOX
25-drawer countdown calendar for your dog's favorite treats or toys. Fill it your way—perfect for pups with allergies. Reusable year after year.
- 8.5" x 8.5" | Each drawer: ~1" x 1"

🥂 HOLIDAY SIP KIT
One bottle of "Pawsecco" + one bottle of mango-turmeric "Dog Juice." Mix 2:1 for a pup-safe mimosa moment.
- 100% natural, no alcohol, no carbonation

🎅 SNUGFIT SANTA HAT
Secure fit band that actually stays on. Select your size at checkout.

🔔 JINGLE BELL HOLIDAY RUFF
Festive collar accessory with bells. Select your size at checkout.

💌 EDIBLE CHRISTMAS CARD
Chicken-flavored, 26 calories, rawhide-free, grain-free, dairy-free.
⚠️ Note: Contains chicken flavoring for protein-sensitive pups.

🫧 PET-SAFE BUBBLES (4oz)
Allergen-free, non-toxic, non-staining. Made in USA.

🎄 FESTIVE GARLAND SET
9 coordinating garlands in red, green, pink & gold. Each 6' long.

🎅 SANTA HAT — Measure around your dog's head

Small (8"-12") — Chihuahua, Yorkie, Dachshund
Medium (12"-16") — Corgi, Basset Hound, Frenchie
Large (16"-20") — Lab, Shepherd, Golden Retriever
X-Large (20"-24") — Mastiff, Saint Bernard, Pitbull

🔔 HOLIDAY RUFF — Measure around your dog's neck

XS/Small (8"-15") — Yorkie, Shih Tzu, Dachshund
Medium (14"-18") — Corgi, Frenchie, Aussie
Large/XL (18"-26") — Lab, Pitbull, Saint Bernard

💡 Between sizes? Go up for comfort!

⚠️ ALLERGY ALERT: Edible card contains CHICKEN flavoring.

EDIBLE CARD
85% Potato Starch, Water, Food-Safe Vegan Colorings, Plant-Based Chicken Flavoring, Sunflower Oil
- 26 calories | Rawhide-free, gluten-free, grain-free, dairy-free

PAWSECCO
Purified Water, Fiber, Potassium, Vitamin D, Vitamin C

DOG JUICE
Purified Water, Organic Mango Powder, Organic Turmeric, Organic Orange Juice Powder, Vitamin C

BUBBLES
Allergen-free formula. Non-toxic, non-staining. Made in USA.

🥂 HOW TO MIX
2 parts Pawsecco + 1 part Dog Juice

📏 SERVING SIZE
Dogs 3-50 lbs: 8-12 oz
Dogs 51+ lbs: 12-24 oz

✨ No alcohol. No carbonation. Just festive fun!